I used to think the answer was nachos, and though nachos are still awesome, I’ve learned that, if ever given the option to have whatever I want, it’s smoked beef ribs. They’re a labor of love, whenever you get them, and there will always be something satisfying about eating meat off the bone.
I thought about pairing it with a side, but honestly, I think that would just get in the way of eating more beef ribs. I would just have them give me the entire rib cage.
And for dessert, I’m thinking cheesecake, with honey. The cheesecake, of course, must be chilled. Room temperature cheesecake is an abomination.
To eat:
Salmon sashimi, smoked chicken wings, carpaccio, a reverse seared ribeye using a smoker to build the heat and a carbon steel pan to get the crust, a cucumber salad (so @QuadQueen doesn’t kill me before the big day), chunked and covered hashbrowns from waffle house, and French toast with brioche bread
To drink:
King cake tea I found at a local spice shop, black coffee, and a NA mojito
For dessert:
Strawberry cream cheese king cake, Mississippi mud pie,
@freshyfresh That’s the spirit! It’s wild looking over some of the last meal requests out there. Some folks really nail the idea and get the variety like that.
@mr.v3lv3t Drums and flats, or just one or the other? Is there a certain place that has nailed wings for you?
Mix of each is fine by me, I like them both equally. There’s a pizza place nearby that grills the wings, then blasts them in the brick oven after they’ve been sauced. I think those ones might be the winner for me. They got the sauce right too of course haha.
Pretty much all the shit I deprive myself of. Pasta dishes with heavy cream sauce, pizza, disgustingly sloppy TexMex style enchiladas, plates of tortillas by themselves, cookies, ice cream et cetera.
I feel like you guys have very interesting judicial systems where you live. I’m used to the execution being at a set date and time, not “as soon as the inmate finishes his meal, we jab him!” So like, this would just mean you get injected with a mouthful of crappy food. That sounds like a terrible way to go…
@mr.v3lv3t Sounds like charred wings, which I absolutely love.
I like how you went so far as to have a prison girlfriend in this hypothetical: that’s really dedicated.
Jack in the Box Tacos are magical. They are the worst tacos in the world, and also the best food in the world. One of their workers had a shirt that read “Jack in the Box: A burger place famous for it’s tacos”
@Njord Life is too short to deprive yourself like that dude: enjoy it now!
