I confess: I do not have a favorable impression of young men in the 16-to-24-year-old age group.

I get emails from them on a daily basis, and in my experience they're looking to be spoon-fed free information. The free articles on my website (not to mention the thousands on T-Nation) aren't enough. Using them would require some research, God forbid, and that would eat into their PlayStation time.

Instead they ask me questions like this:

"What's the best program in the world for building big guns?"

(Hint: If you don't have any money, the answer is none. Focus on food.)

(This is typically asked a week before spring break.)

In the past I've made the mistake of answering emails like these, only to be bombarded with 15 follow-up emails asking increasingly moronic questions.

So when TC asked me to write a series of articles specifically addressing the needs and interests of this age group, my first instinct was to ask why. Why tailor great information to a generation so willfully uninformed?

TC's answer: so they'll know what to do when they're ready to take training seriously.

I have to admit that's a damned good answer, and the fact you're reading this is proof that I decided to take the assignment.

Let me start with a general comment:

Most of us under 40 are addicted to entertainment. The younger you are, the greater your need to be entertained at all times. That's why I call the kids who're 16 to 24 "Generation Entertainment" (or Gen Ent if you're into that whole brevity thing).

When we aren't watching four hours of TV every night, we're surfing the Web or sending idiotic text messages to our friends laced with infuriating acronyms. As a result, we're getting fatter and weaker. Even worse, we've lost any semblance of mental toughness. We have no concept of sacrifice.

Since we've screened out anything that isn't entertaining, few of us can slog through weeks and months of boring training. But the problem is even worse for Gen Ent. Unless training is fun and consistently stimulating, the dumbbells will gather dust long before any of it appears on the Game Cube.

Now, given everything I've just said, you'd think that I'd start this series with something sexy, like abs or biceps. Nope. I'm going to show you a better way to do the most boring type of exercise known to man.

Cardio: the remix

When you think of cardio, what comes to mind? Deconditioned schlubs trudging joylessly on treadmills? Overcaffeinated Spinning addicts cranking like madwomen on a bike going nowhere?

Cardio, the way most people do it, is a severe form of mental-toughness training. But I don't mean that in a good way. It takes a lot of mental toughness to do that kind of cardio training five times a week for months on end. But it doesn't do much for your body. Unless you're born with good genetics for endurance training, it's probably not going to make you much leaner than you are now.

Fortunately, there are plenty of alternatives that are both fun and effective. They produce fast results with no boredom required. And best of all, they're cheaper than basic cable.

Gen Ent Training, Option 1: It's hammer time!

If you're a member of Gen Ent, chances are you have more Testosterone than you know what to do with. This sledgehammer workout channels all that hormonal aggression into a productive activity. On top of the obvious fat-fighting and endurance-building benefits, it's a great conditioning method for football, wrestling, and martial arts.


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The first thing you'll need is a long-handled sledgehammer. Start with an eight-pound sledge, with the idea that you'll work up to a 16-pounder. You don't need anything fancier than the ones at Home Depot or Lowe's.

Don't fool yourself about the weight; we aren't talking about curls or lateral raises here. Swinging a sledgehammer as hard as you can for hundreds of reps is a total-body workout. Your forearms, biceps, shoulders, and back are going to get a workout like they've never had before. With experience, you'll learn to get your quads and hamstrings into the act as well.

The second thing you'll need is an old tire; you can pick one up at any junkyard or tire shop.

Your goal is simple:

Start with 10 one-minute rounds. Set a timer for 60 seconds, and hit the tire as hard as possible, and as many times as possible, for the entire minute.

Take one or two minutes to catch your breath, then start the next round.

Do three workouts a week with at least one day in between.

Once you can do all 10 rounds with a 1:1 work-rest ratio – one minute of striking, one minute of rest – shave 10 seconds off each rest period. Now you're striking for one minute but resting just 50 seconds in between rounds.

When you can do 10 rounds of that, shave another 10 seconds off your rest periods. Keep shortening the rest periods until you can do all 10 rounds with no rest in between – in other words, a 10-minute set of sledgehammer striking.

By that point you'll be a superbly conditioned athlete, and chances are you'll be shredded as well.

Now you have two options:

1. Get a 16-pound hammer, and repeat the entire process, ending with a single 10-minute set.

2. Keep the eight-pounder, but start over with 10 rounds of two minutes each, with one minute of rest in between rounds. Build up to a single 20-minute set.

To make it more fun, invite some friends over, and challenge each other. See who can get to the 10-minute and 20-minute sets first.

Sledgehammer workouts are enhanced by intense music. I enjoy Slayer, Machine Head, and my friend Harley Flanagan's bands: The Cro-mags (his old band) and Harley's War (the new one).

Gen Ent Training, Option 2: Hit the sand!

I first heard about sandbag training in the Brooks Kubik classic Dinosaur Training.

It's a really fun way to get an incredibly intense resistance-training workout. My friend Josh Henkin sells the highest-quality sandbags. (Josh also has an awesome sandbag-training DVD, which I've endorsed and highly recommend.)

But even if you're a total cheap-ass who doesn't want to invest in a high-quality sandbag, you can still do the workout. Go to your local army-surplus store and buy two high-quality duffle bags. Then drive to the nearest hardware store and get three 50-pound bags of sand or wood chips. (There's no advantage or disadvantage to either choice, although if you buy the wood chips and leave them around for a while you could end up with a termite problem – not cool, especially if you're still living at your parents' house.)

If you live near a beach, you might be tempted to take your bags to the beach and fill them up for free, although I don't recommend it, since it makes the next step kind of difficult.


When the levee breaks, you'll be a lot more useful than these guys.

Now put one 50-pound bag of sand or chips into one duffel bag, and put the other two bags into the other duffel. For those who aren't good at basic math, you now have one bag that weighs 50 pounds and another that weighs 100.

Those weights only sound light if you've never done sandbag training. If you have, you know that working with a 100-pound sandbag is much harder than working with 100 pounds on a barbell. Everything you do with a sandbag is going to work hundreds of stabilizer muscles, from your fingers to your core to the muscles and connective tissues your feet. The strength and power you build with sandbag training will transfer to football and combat sports.

But even if you don't care about core stability or combat conditioning, working with a sandbag is a great way to get your heart pumping, boost your muscle strength and endurance, lose fat, and have a blast doing it.

Here's a sample sandbag workout. Exercise descriptions and photos follow the workout (photos are courtesy of the aforementioned Josh Henkin).

1A) Sandbag clean and push press, 1x10

Rest 60 seconds

1B) Sandbag bent-over row, 1x10

Rest 60 seconds

1C) Shoulder get-up, 1x5 (each side)

Rest 60 seconds

1D) Sandbag shoulder squat, 1x10 (each side)

Rest 60 seconds

1E) Sandbag carry, 1x50 yards

Rest 90 seconds, then repeat the five-exercise sequence. Do a total of five circuits. Choose the more appropriate sandbag for each exercise – probably the 50-pound bag for the get-up and carry, and 100 pounds for the clean and press, row, and squat.

As with the sledgehammer workout, your goal is to cut the rest period between exercises by 10-second increments. You want to get to the point at which you can do the entire circuit with no breaks between exercises.

Start with three sandbag workouts per week, with at least one day in between.

If you want to try both, you could do the sledgehammer workout on Monday and Thursday, and the sandbag workout on Tuesday and Friday. I don't recommend doing this type of training more than two days in a row, or more than four times in any seven-day period.

Sandbag clean and push press

Stand over the bag as you would for a deadlift, grabbing it at the sides with your palms turned toward each other. You want your arms straight, hips creased, knees bent, and chest up.

Push down through your heels and stand as you pull the bag to your chest. Your elbows will end up underneath the bag. Do a rapid quarter squat, then quickly reverse the motion and use your entire body to help push the bag overhead.

You should move so fast on the push press that the bag feels weightless to your upper-body muscles until the end of the movement, when you're holding it overhead with your arms straight.

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Sandbag bent-over row

Grab the bag at the sides and set up as you would for a barbell bent-over row: arms straight, knees bent, hips back, spine neutral, and your torso nearly parallel to the floor.

Pull the bag straight up to your abdomen while keeping your knees, hips, and torso in the original position.

You can make it more difficult by grabbing the middle of the bag, rather than the ends.

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Sandbag get-up

Lie on your back and place the sandbag on your right shoulder. Bend your right knee and set your right foot flat on the ground. Extend your left arm out to your left side.

Roll to your left, using your left arm and right foot to help you sit up.

Once you're sitting, elevate your hips and slide your left leg underneath you so you're in a lunge position with your torso upright.

Now stand, as in the finishing position of a lunge.

Reverse the sequence to lower yourself. (Do this slowly and under full control.) Finish your reps with the bag on your right shoulder, then without resting put it on your left shoulder and repeat the set.

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Sandbag shoulder squat

Lift the bag over your head and onto your traps and shoulders, roughly mimicking the position of a barbell during a back squat. You want the weight in the bag to be evenly distributed, more or less. (The beauty of the exercise is that you'll never get it exactly balanced; the slight imbalance will make it more challenging and give your stabilizing muscles a better workout.)

Set your feet however you normally would for a back squat – probably just wider than your shoulders, with your toes pointed straight ahead or angled out slightly. Push your hips back and squat down until your upper thighs are parallel to the ground.

Avoid compensating for any weight imbalance, or for the sand shifting in the bag – don't lean forward or twist to rebalance the weight, in other words. Your goal is to achieve the same form you would with a barbell on your shoulders, despite the fact the weight is awkward and the balance is unpredictable.

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Sandbag carry

You can carry the sandbag for the required 50 yards in any of the following ways.

Introductory: Zercher (holding it in crook of your arms in front of you)

Intermediate: shoulders (as in a back squat)

Advanced: overhead

Keep your body upright and balanced – don't lean forward or to either side to compensate for the weight of the bag.

In the next installment of this series, I'll show some strength-and-size workouts designed for Gen Ent lifters who find traditional weight training more boring than Sunday school.