The T-Vixen Roundtable
Featuring Patricia Smith, Cassandra Forsythe, Eva Moore, Sandy Joyce and Jalaine Ulsh

I feel bad for women. Things like internal combustion engines, chess, and video games are mysteries to most of them. They can't pee standing up and therefore can never experience the joy of writing their names in the snow. Many can't even kill spiders. Perhaps most sadly, they can't learn a damn thing about training and nutrition from most women's fitness magazines.

After about five minutes of flipping through one of these rags, I was left wondering if there's some conspiracy against females who want to get into great shape. That's how poor the information is in those magazines. It's obvious the babes on the covers don't actually use any of the lame, myth perpetuating, and often coddling articles contained within.

Any female serious about looking good would be better off reading Testosterone. Sure, T-mag is geared towards men, but the rules of physique enhancement aren't that much different between the sexes. In fact, just about any training program or diet in our archives would work great for a woman.

Luckily, the name of our magazine hasn't stopped some females from joining T-Nation, reading the mag and participating on the forum. These women — more appropriately known as Testosterone Vixens — stand as shining examples of why women should hit the weights and eat their steaks.

Looking to bridge the gender gap and give our female readers a voice (and to get five bodacious babes into my office all at once), I decided to put together a roundtable discussion. Let me tell you, the experience was enlightening. In fact, it was exactly like a Playboy Mansion orgy, except that everyone kept their clothes on and nobody had sex. At least not with me.


First, let me introduce the vixens:

Patricia Smith: You may remember Patricia from the "Real People, Real Muscle" piece we did on her back in issue #240. This eclectic fireball has been weight training for nearly twenty years, spending time as a competitive bodybuilder and most recently as a strongman, er, strongwoman, competitor. How buff is she? She's so buff that a comic book artist used her body as the model for a female superhero. Not bad for a lifetime drug-free, 37 year old artist and illustrator!

Eva Moore: This Canadian dynamo grew up playing sports, mostly softball and ringette (which is a game like hockey solely designed to confuse Americans). After she was bitten by the iron bug, Eva competed in fitness competitions and received her ISSA personal trainer certification. She's currently working in the supplement industry and has spent a lot of time studying under Udo Erasmus of Udo's Choice fame. Eva is also training at the University of Calgory's Olympic Oval with aspirations of making the national speed skating team.

Jalaine: "JJ" Ulsh: Jalaine has been lifting for over eleven years and has competed in both amateur bodybuilding and WFF (World Fitness Federation) figure competitions. Last fall, she was asked to represent the US at the World and Universe level.

Cassandra Forsythe: Cass is a 23-year-old scientist and athlete. She earned her

BSc in Nutrition and Food Sciences from the University of Alberta in Edmonton and is currently a MSc Nutrition and Metabolism candidate. Soon she'll begin her PhD studies in Exercise Physiology and Nutritional Metabolism. When she's not getting stacks of degrees, Cassandra works as a sports nutrition consultant who's been described as a "female John Berardi," which is sort of arousing in a creepy kinda way.

Sandy Joyce: You may remember Sandy from her T-mag article called "How to Build a T-Vixen." She's a fulltime personal trainer whose specialty is making women look hot and making grown men cry like babies. Sandy wouldn't send us a picture but I assure you she's so fine you'll almost forget what a sadistic monster she becomes when you hire her as your trainer.

I gathered this gaggle of gals together to discuss training and nutrition from a woman's point of view. This should not only be an interesting article for our female readers, but also a great article for men to print out and give to the ladies in their lives — or to that fat Jenny Craig reject at work.


Chris Shugart: Okay, vixens, myth blasting time. What's the biggest myth you hear about women and weights?

Chris: The "I'll get too big" line still seems to be the most common myth we hear when women write to us for advice. The funny thing is, even if she were some type of mutant who really could get "too big" without steroids, it's not like she's going to just wake up one day and be big, you know? That would takes years, even if it were possible. Makes me think that this is often just an excuse used by some women so they won't have to lift weights.

Anyway, let's dispel that myth right now. Cassandra, since you're the scientist-type, why can't women get "too big" with weight training?

Chris: Thank you, Miss Obvious. Now, why can't women get "too big"?

Chris: Even with all the advances out there when it comes to training knowledge, many women are still under the impression that "men do weights, women do aerobics." So, in short, why should women be pumping iron too?

Chris: Good points all around. Cass and Sandy, what do you gals think?

Cassandra:

Chris: Let's hope all that info inspires more women to hit the weights. Now, what mistakes do newbie females make in the gym?

Patricia:

Chris: Sandy, as the world's cutest yet meanest personal trainer, what mistakes do you see women making in the gym?

Chris: I was just about to mention that, Cass. A couple of our male writers have written that the main problem with females in the gym is mental intensity. In other words, you seldom see a woman grunting and giving it all she's got. It's like she's afraid to look like she's straining. What's up with that?

Patricia:

Cassandra:

Jalaine::

Chris: What do you think, Sandy?

Sandy:

Chris: Good points. I've noticed than many women new to weight training get hung up on the scale. You try to convince them gaining muscle is good, but all they hear is "gaining."

Patricia:

Cassandra:

Sandy:

Chris: Good info. What exercises are most neglected by babes-in-training?

Chris: What do you think women are leaving out, Eva?

Cassandra:

Patricia:

Chris: What info have you found, Eva?

Eva:


Next week in Part II, the vixens will discuss diet and things men do in the gym to piss them off.

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