The Steroid Nurse


Back in June 2003, a new poster known as Prisoner#22 joined Testosterone Muscle's Steroid Forum. He quickly made a name for himself as someone who knows a heck of a lot about anabolic drugs.

Online steroid authorities are hardly an endangered species, as we all know; virtually every bodybuilding message board has at least one self-proclaimed drug guru. But what made Prisoner#22 different from the other "experts" was that he clearly had some medical training to back up his posts. He even claimed to work in the health-care system.

Fast forward five years and 2,500 posts, and Prisoner#22 (now just Prisoner) has become one of the most popular, if controversial, fixtures on the Steroid forum. But what's the real Prisoner all about? How did he come to know so much about steroids? How does he balance a career in health care with a hobby that so many of his peers would consider unhealthy? And given the conservative nature of the health-care community, how can he do what he does and keep his job?

I sat down with Prisoner at a restaurant just a short drive from the hospital where he works as a nurse in the emergency room. I'll try to be vague about details that could endanger his anonymity, although I think it's safe to say that he's in his early 30s and describes himself as happily married. He's been training for 18 years and has competed in several bodybuilding shows over the years.


Testosterone Muscle:
How long have you been into steroids?

TM: What changed your mind?

TM: So, tell us about that first cycle.

TM: Ouch. Guess that wasn't well thought out. Was that stack your idea?

TM: What were the results like?

The Steroid Nurse

TM: Did you tell your wife what you were up to? Surely she must've noticed.

P:

TM: How did you come to learn so much about steroids?

TM: Is there a lot of published research on anabolic steroids and humans?

TM: Have you learned much from the doctors that you work with?

TM: So many docs that I run into are hopelessly out of shape.

TM: Do any of the doctors you work with know about your steroid use?

TM: You made a very interesting post that's now a sticky in the Steroid forum about what to do in case of infection at the injection site. Was that from personal experience, or something you came across on the job?

TM: Have you seen steroid-related injuries in the ER?

TM: Not exactly an epidemic. So how else has your nursing background helped you in regard to steroids?

TM: You must cringe at some of the things you read online.

TM: Is it safe to say you're anti-insulin?

TM: Explain.

P:

TM: Based on your posts, your position on growth-hormone use seems to have softened. True?

TM: You said a little GH. What kind of doses are we talking about here?

TM: That sounds like a lot. Isn't the life-extension dosage of GH something like two to four IUs a day?

The Steroid Nurse

TM: You mentioned pro bodybuilders. Are their dosages as extreme as we're led to believe?

TM: Testosterone Muscle ran an interview with Robby Robinson recently, and the steroid use he described seemed pretty low for a guy who was built like he was. Which seems like a pattern: Whenever the old-school guys talk drugs, it always sounds like their dosages are minuscule compared to today's pros. What do you think?

The Steroid Nurse

TM: So all this talk about the Golden Age of bodybuilding — everyone's just romanticizing that period into something that it really wasn't?

TM: Another item you posted that got considerable attention was your tapering protocol. How did that come about?

P:

TM: Some people were very critical of that idea, right?

P:

TM: Speaking of tapering off, do you ever go off steroids?

TM: Aren't you concerned about the potential health risks of being on all the time? Prostate cancer, for instance?

TM: Do you use underground lab steroids (UGL), or do you use pharmaceutical gear?

TM: Is counterfeiting still a huge problem?

TM: Are you ever concerned about getting busted, or losing your job at the hospital?

P:

TM: Say I'm 21 years old and I'm itching to do my first cycle. What would you suggest?

TM: Okay, but now let's pick a guy who's more like you when you started — he's in his late 20s, he's been training for more than a decade, maybe he's competed naturally, and he's gone as far as he can with his genetics. What's his first cycle?

TM: What if I'm 40, and I'm not looking to compete in bodybuilding or anything? I just want to feel better and maybe pump up a bit for the wife.

TM: Wrapping this up, what are your plans for the future?

TM: Thanks for doing this for us, Prisoner.

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