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The Science of Getting Laid


They have stupid pseudonyms like Cajun, Sheriff, Samurai, and The Don, but it's better than what they used to be called: geek, nerd, jackass, and douche bag.

They dress well but aren't necessarily good looking. Some are skinny with patchy facial hair. Others are slightly overweight. A few are just plain fucking ugly. But they're nothing out of the ordinary. They look like ... guys. If you were at a bar hanging out and they walked in you probably wouldn't even notice them.

That's okay with them. You're not their type.

You'd probably laugh with your friends as you watch one of them approach a group of gorgeous girls. But your laughter may turn to disbelief when you see the girls offer phone numbers. Disbelief might turn to shock as you watch a master pick-up artist walk out with the hottest one on his arm. And shock may turn to awe when you see him do it over and over again with different groups of sexy women.

Pick-up artists leave with Playboy centerfolds, porn actresses, models, perfect 10s. You leave with your best friend Steve.

But don't worry; they used to be just like you. Probably worse. And you can learn how to pick up chicks, too. That is, if you're man enough to ask for help.

Where do you turn for that help? You could do a lot worse than Nick Savoy, the 33-year-old president of Love Systems. With an MBA from the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business and a former career as a consultant to Fortune 500 companies, Savoy isn't the kind of guy you'd expect to find teaching the finer points of hooking up with hot women. But his business sense may just be what sets him apart.

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Nick Savoy, master pick-up artist. Don't blame him for appearing on Dr. Phil.

Testosterone: Let me get this straight. You teach guys how to meet, talk, and hook up with beautiful girls. What the fuck?

Savoy:

Testosterone: Ok, so give us an example of "dating science."

Savoy:

Testosterone: What are the phases?

Savoy:

Testosterone: How'd you get into this?

Savoy:

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The instructors teach you how to date 9s and 10s. (No, it doesn't count if you add up three 3s.)

Testosterone: Was it embarrassing for you, knowing you had to resort to the Internet to learn how to meet women?

Savoy:

Testosterone: Do you think the techniques you use are manipulative?

Savoy:

Testosterone: "What they actually want, as opposed to what they say they want." Meaning ...

Savoy:

Testosterone: Got it. But are average guys that bad at meeting and attracting women?

Savoy:

Testosterone: Are there any guys that this just doesn't work for at all?

Savoy:

Testosterone: So hit us with some tips.

Savoy:

Testosterone: And the others?

Savoy:

Testosterone: Interesting. So what are the last three attributes?

Savoy:

Testosterone: Not at all.

Savoy:

Testosterone: Give us an example.

Savoy:

Testosterone: What other ways do guys screw up their chances?

Savoy:

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They're laughing because you were dumb enough to buy them $20 worth of drinks.

Testosterone: That's pretty much how every guy operates.

Savoy:

Testosterone: What about approaching a girl for the first time?

Savoy:

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If you want her attention, you've got to separate yourself from the other guys.

Testosterone: That's a pretty damn good tip. Any final words?

Savoy:

Testosterone: Thanks for the interview, Nick!

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