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Steroid Freaks From Around the World


Installment 3?Canada

There are scads of steroids users around the world, but none more blatant (and abusive) than pro bodybuilders. The vast majority of them won't talk about steroids in public, and if you ask one about their personal steroid use during a seminar, they're liable to juggernaut their way through the crowd and squat hump you to death with their massive frames. However, get one alone, one that trusts you, promise him anonymity, and he'll probably tell you anything you want to know.

Most of the time, their somewhat proud of their abuses, as if taking vast amounts puts them in the same category of risk takers as those guys that jump over busses with their motorcycles.

Testosterone will occasionally publish interviews with some of these guys?or in this case, girls?from different parts of the world, mostly out of a morbid curiosity about what kind of pharmaceutical terrors these people are willing to endure to get the freakish look so highly coveted by most hardcore bodybuilding fans.

The following interview is with "Beach Ball," a female Canadian bodybuilder that is probably like a lot of the girls who've tried to make bodybuilding their career. In other words, it sure ain't the story of Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, or even Ally McBeal, for that matter. If you know any na?ve, rosy-cheeked girls who dream of getting involved in serious bodybuilding, do them a favor and have them read the following interview. What they do with their own bodies is their business, as long as they know what they might be getting into.

T: What's your competitive background?

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T: What happened?

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T: How did you get involved with steroids?

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T: What was your first experience with steroids like?

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T: What sort of progress did you make on your first cycle?

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T: That's a helluva' gain!!!

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T: What's the heaviest you weighed?

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T: Beach Ball? Was that a name that you liked?

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T: What sort of cycle were you on?

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T: What sort of side effects did you get?

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T: How big, exactly, did it get? Never mind, we don't want to ask you that question. I assume it also affected your sex life in other ways, too?

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T: Any other side effects, good or bad?

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T: Lost a shovel fight? Hey, that's the kind of chick we go for! Would you take anabolic steroids again?

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T: How did you support yourself while you were training and using steroids? Did you have sponsors or something?

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T: Peeling? What is that, something a beautician does?

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T: Oh man! That sounds like what "Pretty Woman" would have been like if the Coen Brothers had directed it! What was with the rabbi?

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T: What were your sources for steroids?

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T: I think I'm going to go watch about six straight episodes of "The Brady Bunch" so I can feel good about the world again. Oh man! Let's get back to some of the steroid cycles you did. What are your top three drugs for putting on size?

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T: What drugs did you use for pre-contest use?

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T: What about growth hormone?

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T: No, no, let's not go back in that direction. Remember...Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch. Have you ever been followed medically during cycles?

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T: Thanks, Beach Ball, for your time. Be good. Really. I mean it. Be good.

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