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Man of the Year
Man of the Year
by TC Fri, Jan 31, 2003

Atomic Dog The Man of the Year by TC The Atomic Dog is a weekly feature that isn't necessarily about weight training or bodybuilding. Sometimes it's about sports in general, sex, women, or male issues of some kind. At times it's inspirational, but it can also be informative, funny, and even a little weird, but hopefully, always interesting and a little controversial. We hope it reflects the nature of Testosterone magazine in that, just as no man is complet...

Steroid Manifesto - Part 2
Steroid Manifesto - Part 2
by John M Berardi and Kris Aiken Fri, Jan 31, 2003

Steroid Manifesto, Part 2 What Your Doctor, Your Friends, Your Mamma, and Maybe Even You Don't Know About Steroids by John M Berardi and Kris Aiken As you might imagine, almost every secret, or even not-so-secret club, gang, pack, or gaggle has a manifesto, a document detailing all the important information that every devotee should possess. The Christian club has the Bible, the US gang has got the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and even that Bill Phillip...

Meet Shane Stringer
Meet Shane Stringer
by Chris Shugart Fri, Jan 31, 2003

Real People, Real Muscle by Chris Shugart We're sick of listening to pro-bodybuilders dole out advice on training and nutrition. You know why? Because their advice is horrible! Sure, you'd think guys that big and ripped would know what they were doing, but in most cases they look that way despite their training and dieting strategies. They start with exceptional genetics, then augment this with keg-sized portions of steroids and other drugs. They become so far rem...

Follow the White Rabbit - Part 1
Follow the White Rabbit - Part 1
by Lonnie Lowery, PhD Fri, Jan 31, 2003

Follow the White Rabbit, Part I Channeling Science and Aggression into a Training Style by Dr. Lonnie Lowery " Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye." —Cypher Just saw The Matrix again. Few movies offer such a killer blend of science and aggression. I imagine T-mag readers have a special affinity for such things. After all, T-mag itself is a blend of science and aggression, and that's the reason you come back here ev...

Canadian Cannons
Canadian Cannons
by Christian Thibaudeau Fri, Jan 31, 2003

General Montcalm was surrounded. He'd been sent to the military command of New France (what would later become the Province of Quebec) and now he was surrounded by English troops who demanded his surrender. His response: "I'll answer you with the mouth of my cannons!"

Cy-BORG: Vol 10
Cy-BORG: Vol 10
by Cy Willson Fri, Jan 24, 2003

Cy-BORG by Cy Willson Cy Willson was once a normal, rosy-cheeked youth who spent his days getting the heifers ready for the county fair. Then, one day, while plowing a neighbor girl in the barn, he was bitten on the ass by a radioactive cow. The bite transformed him, giving him strange powers. Most of them, like being able to sleep standing up, were pretty much useless, but others, like being able to digest pharmaceutical texts at great speed, were pretty handy. Of c...

What They're Really Saying
What They're Really Saying
by Chris Shugart Fri, Jan 24, 2003

Guest Atomic Dog What They're Really Saying by Chris Shugart The Atomic Dog is a weekly feature that isn't necessarily about weight training or bodybuilding. Sometimes it's about sports in general, sex, women, or male issues of some kind. At times it's inspirational, but it can also be informative, funny, and even a little weird, but hopefully, always interesting and a little controversial. We hope it reflects the nature of Testosterone magazine in that,...

Steroid Manifesto - Part 1
Steroid Manifesto - Part 1
by John M Berardi and Kris Aiken Fri, Jan 24, 2003

As you might imagine, almost every secret, or even not-so-secret club, gang, pack, or gaggle has a manifesto, a document detailing all the important information that every devotee should possess.

Legal Love
Legal Love
by TC Fri, Jan 17, 2003

Atomic Dog Legal Love by TC The Atomic Dog is a weekly feature that isn't necessarily about weight training or bodybuilding. Sometimes it's about sports in general, sex, women, or male issues of some kind. At times it's inspirational, but it can also be informative, funny, and even a little weird, but hopefully, always interesting and a little controversial. We hope it reflects the nature of Testosterone magazine in that, just as no man is completely one-dimensional and on...

High-Octane Cardio
High-Octane Cardio
by Mike Mahler Fri, Jan 17, 2003

High Octane Cardio Train like a man, not a rodent! by Mike Mahler No More Hamster Cardio! I gotta' tell you, I hate doing cardio. There's nothing more boring to me than sitting on an exercise bike, going up and down on a Stairmaster, or running on a treadmill. I sometimes drive by a gym in Santa Monica and see dozens of people on the latest and greatest cardio machines, staring at the television and looking like caged hamsters running on treadmills. In addit...

Anti-Bodybuilding Hypertrophy Program - Part 1
Anti-Bodybuilding Hypertrophy Program - Part 1
by Chad Waterbury Fri, Jan 17, 2003

The Anti-Bodybuilding Hypertrophy Program Break the "Rules" and Gain Real Muscle! by Chad Waterbury Anti-Establishment Hypertrophy I can't read most hypertrophy training articles because of health reasons — they make me sick. Never has there been a topic with more misinformation than muscle-building methods. At least some strength-training articles seem to have a shred of scientific basis, but with bodybuilding articles, all common sense and science...

Alternative Pharmacist: Vol 2
Alternative Pharmacist: Vol 2
by Doug Kalman Fri, Jan 17, 2003

The Alternative Pharmacist by Doug Kalman As a scientist who's involved in both patient care and research, not a week goes by that I don't get asked a decent question by a patient who's seeking an alternative method of healing or recovery. This got me thinking. How many of us have questions and are interested in knowing about herbals, nutraceuticals or drugs before they become popular or even hit the market? How many doctors are actually up to date when it comes to a...

42 Things for T-Men to get Excited About
42 Things for T-Men to get Excited About
by TC Fri, Jan 10, 2003

Atomic Dog 42 Things for T-Men to get Excited About by TC The Atomic Dog is a weekly feature that isn't necessarily about weight training or bodybuilding. Sometimes it's about sports in general, sex, women, or male issues of some kind. At times it's inspirational, but it can also be informative, funny, and even a little weird, but hopefully, always interesting and a little controversial. We hope it reflects the nature of Testosterone magazine in that, just a...

Ditch the Leftovers
Ditch the Leftovers
by Lonnie Lowery, PhD Fri, Jan 10, 2003

Ditch the Holiday Leftovers by Lonnie Lowery I've been riddled with guilt. I threw out a batch of mom's Christmas cookies today. Her fudge went too soft — as did my wife's cornbread-sausage stuffing, the candied yams, and the bowls of lovingly prepared homemade munchies that have been sitting around my house. Am I a monster? Perhaps to some traditionalists. Am I being wasteful? In a sense. But this stuff is serving no further purpose. It's time t...

Bench Press Battlefield
Bench Press Battlefield
by Christian Thibaudeau Fri, Jan 10, 2003

Bench Press Battlefield Manipulate the CNS and Tap Into Hidden Strength! by Christian Thibaudeau The Art of War Think of your body as a vast army made up of many regiments and divisions. This army has great potential; all it needs is the right leadership. For athletes and bodybuilders, the nervous system is the General of this army. It's the nervous system which directs and coordinates muscular actions. As such, we're pretty much as strong as our nervous syst...

Fish World
Fish World
by TC Fri, Jan 03, 2003

Atomic Dog Fish World by TC The Atomic Dog is a weekly feature that isn't necessarily about weight training or bodybuilding. Sometimes it's about sports in general, sex, women, or male issues of some kind. At times it's inspirational, but it can also be informative, funny, and even a little weird, but hopefully, always interesting and a little controversial. We hope it reflects the nature of Testosterone magazine in that, just as no man is completely one-dimensi...

Steroids for Health
Steroids for Health
by Cy Willson Fri, Jan 03, 2003

Steroids for Health, 2003 by Cy Willson A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away (on-line issue #18 to be precise), T-mag ran an article called "Steroids for Health." The idea behind the article was sound and quite revolutionary at the time: steroids, when used safely and sanely, will not adversely affect your health; in fact, they may even be healthy. The idea made a lot of sense, but unfortunately, the author didn't know very much about steroids. Some of the ...

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