You know how you thought you liked women with tiny waists? You were wrong.
Whether you're a loser or not may depend a lot on when exactly you were born.
TC reveals all his secrets on the psychiatrist's couch.
Most of the world thinks your toilet habits are downright disgusting. They might be right.
Eating breakfast off a hooker's belly, a near traffic fatality, and the economic downturn cause TC to reevaluate his life.
Let's assume for a moment that you're all-powerful; not all-powerful like, say, Donald Trump or Oprah, but better in that you're able to manipulate time, space, and even cellular machinery.
As any male who's ever stuck his snout out the door on Halloween knows, the holiday miraculously transforms the entire world into a Copenhagen brothel.
Men have turned into chicks; not today's chicks but yesterday's chicks, the ones that were insecure little things that wait for their phone to ring, but alas, never does.
TC's stuck in a ping-pong game between reality and movie reality, but luckily it's caused him to chart out a new direction for Testosterone Muscle.
TC doesn't think anyone should be allowed to drink, use drugs, or shoot a gun...except him. He just doesn't trust you S.O.B's.
This year's Olympia Expo was different from the ones of the 90's and early 00's. Hell, if you passed out a few dozen pairs of Vulcan ears, it might have passed for a Star Trek convention.
This is sooo cool. For weeks, Tim Patterson and I have been pimping out our food.
If you had Jason's drive for just two hours a day and you applied it to improving your body or mind, nothing could stop you.
Do females want "it" more than males? Do females enjoy it more than males? A wild journey of sexual discovery traversing the fields of history, biology, and mythology.
Ted Williams was regarded as surly, difficult, and an all-around pain in the ass. However, men like Ted make all of us want to be better at what we do. So, baseball fan or not, tip a glass to The Kid tonight.
The doctor knows Alice was right; the baby is a killer. He hears something rustling behind the curtain. He pulls out his scalpel and says, "See, baby? Something bright, something pretty..."
"This is WDOG, Big Dog Radio, blastin' out golden oldies 24 hours a day. We've got Osama on the request line callin' in from the mountains of Pakistan.
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Takes away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Want to see TC's mind operating at full, unbridled speed? He's test-driving a new Biotest supplement and it's a little scary. Don't say we didn't warn you.
A popular self-help book claims to know how men think about women and sex, but TC's got his own take on the sport of love.
If you're the average person, chances are your job is too small for you, too small for your spirit, too small for your soul.
Yep, rude bastards. You know who they are, they're the insensitive bastards drilling-eyeball holes at the ass of every cute girl who's bold enough to do leg curls... wait a minute, that's us.
Ever wonder why someone just threw a drink in your face, hit you over the head with a 2-by-4, or threw a flaming bag of dogshit at your front door?
Science has proven that bad boys hook up with more hot women, but they still haven't answered why these hot women want to hook up with bad boys.
TC wanted to write something inspirational, but then summer hit. Summer, with all those tan, lithesome creatures wearing tube tops, baby tees, boy shorts, and bikini halters. Suddenly, his brain turned to glue.